I’ve spent the last few years delighting in all the hilarious catastrophes that come with triathlon, as there seems to be at least one blooper in every race. Some bizarre unexpected obstacle, or more often than not, strange and silly predicaments I manage to bring upon myself.

I must admit that I am somewhat at a loss for what to say about IRONMAN Boulder.
Everything – and I mean everything – went right.

A few times leading into IM Texas, I was struck with a sudden panic of “Oh my god what have I done?!” as I remembered I was about to do another Ironman. But leading into IM Boulder, all I felt was excitement, and a perverse thrill as I watched the forecast hurl us towards 90+ degree temps. “Bring it on!” I thought, “The hotter the better!”

I did a lot of preparation for this race, from my nerdy spreadsheet of 10 hours worth of nutrition to my specific goals about pacing, power, and even attitude. I split the race into five parts: the swim, the first lap of the bike, the second lap of the bike, miles 1-18 of the run, and miles 19-26 of the run. I was hoping for success in each of these, but would treat each as its own individual chapter.

I hadn’t expected to do the majority of the swim alone, but once the fifteen of us fell into 4 or 5 distinct pace groups, I was lost in the middle, with no one. As the one hour group disappeared into the distance, I had to find a new goal to stay motivated. It didn’t take long. “Don’t get caught by the age group men!” I swam hard, imagining those fast guys behind closing in on me. I swam myself right into a swim PR at one hour and three minutes, and just as I headed into the T1 change tent I could hear the announcer, “And, here comes our first age group male, finishing up the swim…”
Yes!!!
Chapter 1, success.

My goals on the bike were also focused less around catching, and more about not getting caught. I knew at least four women were close behind, so my first objective was to make it to mile 15 without getting passed. As a bonus, I promised myself a cookie for every mile past 15 that I could hold off my competition. Thirty three cookies later, I was still well above my pace targets, and feeling great. The course took us around all the farmland routes north of Boulder that I ride regularly, so I was right at home. The absolute consistency of my training with Coach Tim and QT2 Systems had me feeling confident and prepared, so this ride felt routine. By the end of the first lap I had advanced two positions in the field.
Chapter two, success.

Erin Green passes me at 33 cookies. (Photo: 303Triathlon)

By the second lap of the bike, the wind had picked up, and the heat of the day was beginning to bear down on us. My pace slowed slightly, but I diligently adhered to my hydration plan and I held my position to complete the bike in 8th place, feeling grateful that the entire 112 miles had been downright lonely compared with the mobs at IM Texas.
Just a marathon to go and I was still feeling strong and positive.
Chapter three, success.

The first three miles of the run were extra challenging, with the long, dreadfully hot slog along the reservoir road to get back into Boulder. One might hope that the next section of trail meandering along Four Mile Creek would offer some relief, but I was very familiar with this deceptive false flat, having run on it nearly every day, often back and forth for many laps. I knew my pace was going to slow there, but I also knew it didn’t mean I was falling apart.

I confidently trotted through my home turf, waving at the cute smiling faces along the way, and found myself in a good groove by mile 6. It was the middle of the day, and the temperatures were well into the 90’s, but I discovered that the benefit of the one-piece tri suit was that ice had no way to escape. Volunteers handed me cups of ice at each aid station, and I kept pouring them down the front of my suit until I was literally encased in ice. I felt bad for spectators and volunteers melting in the oppressive heat, while I was quite comfortable with my own personal air conditioning system.
Mile after mile, I maintained the same pace, and was still feeling great by Mile 18.
Chapter four, success.

Mile 14 of the run, Erin Green chases me down again.

With just about an hour to go, I kept waiting for the metaphorical “other shoe” to drop, since there’s no such thing as a perfect race. Every mile past 18 felt like a victory in itself. I have to credit the trifecta of superior coaching, the phenomenal volunteer support, and my nutrition plan (exclusively Skratch) for delivering me to the finish line in 5th place, feeling pretty awesome. My angry toe did start to pipe up a little bit at Mile 25, but I credit Curex insoles for preventing the black toenail this time around.

It’s tradition: gotta set the angry toe free at the finish line.
The only time I’ve ever cracked Top 5 in the pro field.